Feelings Navigator Gifts

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

"He wouldn't let me in, he wouldn't let me stay, he wouldn't let me out."

"She's not very good at defending herself, but she does very well at identifying her feelings."

Woman, who is feeling lonely, going through a relationship.

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

Surfing the daily stress

The Map of the Human Heart

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

The Wishing Well

Twice a year, Uncle Mort and Sadie Cohen have an official relationship talk. While this biannual conversation is scheduled by mutual consent under long-standing treaty, some participants engage grudgingly. Let's talk about our feelings. I don't feel like it. That's not a feeling, Snookums! Loophole!

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'He's never there for me.'

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

Mine Shaft of Love.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

Motorway of the Self

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

Bumper Cars of Love.

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

"I've been feeling more transparent."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"You were always my favorite to guilt-trip."

...In a Relationship

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."