Feeling Finder Gifts

Mood Elevator

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

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'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

"Please, Lord, enough already."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

"He wouldn't let me in, he wouldn't let me stay, he wouldn't let me out."

'Now read that back to me.'

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

"Either the fortune cookie cutter failed, or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about."

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

'This is the biggest belly button in the world.'

"Steve found it hard to express his feelings."

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

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'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

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"She's not very good at defending herself, but she does very well at identifying her feelings."

"'How does this make me feel?' For what you charge an hour - you should be able to tell me."

How much for rock-hard abs? $200 for a basic six-pack, includes high-intensity training sessions. Lemme think about it. I'll be here. What's going on? The new year's resolutions are trickling in. You're working as a physical trainer now? I got into resolution outsourcing. What? People pay me to fulfill their resolutions. They vow to get in shape, or stop procrastinating, or be more honest about their feelings. I take on the task and then they check it off their list. I know what you're thinking

Mr. Fun

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

'What's gold doing now'

'I'm coming out of the closet. I'm into material wealth, and I'm not afraid to admit it.'

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today, everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grader means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanted to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"I finally acquired enough wealth to buy nearly anything I want but I can't remember what it was I wanted."

The theory of probability...