Emotion Analyst Gifts

A man wearing a fragile, porcelain mask

Panhandler with sign; "Too honest about my true feelings."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

Empathy School for Trump

"I just can't be with someone who won't express their emotions as viable data."

'You call that anxiety?'

"Because I'm happy, I feel alienated."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"Feel better, dear?"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Rodin's THE FEELER

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

Classic Emojis for sale.

Mood Swings.

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"See how controlling he is?!"

Medical Cabinet

"I'm not happy."

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

Profit Chart with Happy and Sad Faces.

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"