Emotional Analyst Gifts

"I've decided to outsource my emotional needs."

"I'm not an emotional person myself. Fortunately, Georgine feels things for the both of us."

"What do I want to do? I want to do what you want to do and then resent you for being controlling."

'Modern women: part nurturer, part healer, part seeker of clues.'

'Gregory, do you suppose our relationship could be too meaningful?'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Large Emoticon Collider

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Comedy and tragedy masks

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Feel better, dear?"

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."