Feelings Analyst Mugs

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

John McWit, Divorce Lawyer & Celibate,

Lover's leap and Infatuation leap.

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

'I'm not mad! I'm fuming!'

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

"He wouldn't let me in, he wouldn't let me stay, he wouldn't let me out."

'Now read that back to me.'

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

'Manic depression research centre.'

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

"Steve found it hard to express his feelings."

"I wouldn’t go so far as to call Darren here an ‘imaginary friend’—he’s more of an imaginary acquaintance."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

Empathy School for Trump

You're right. It's not fear I smell but angst with a hint of regret.

"I hate her snoring, especially during sex."

Emojis for psychos.

'Your resume is great - but I'm always suspicious when a good man is easy to find.'

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

"What do I want to do? I want to do what you want to do and then resent you for being controlling."