Affection Analyst Mugs

Start their day with a smile—our affection analyst mugs blend humor and insight, making mornings more charming for those who understand the subtleties of love and emotion.

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"I was studying the dog's behaviour and had an epiphany! The more affection I fake, the more benefit I get. It's life transforming..."

"I was studying the dog's behaviour and had an epiphany! The more affection I fake, the more benefit I get. It's life transforming..." mockup

"I was studying the dog's behaviour and had an epiphany! The more affection I fake, the more benefit I get. It's life transforming..."

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"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play." mockup

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

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'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!' mockup

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

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"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!" mockup

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

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"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'." mockup

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

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Love Birds love snuggles

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Childlike love

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"How do you love me. Count the ways!" mockup

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

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I can't smile without you...

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"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?" mockup

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

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'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.' mockup

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

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"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition." mockup

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

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"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google." mockup

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

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You just keep giving.

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'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps' mockup

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

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"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites." mockup

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

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Deconstructionist girlfriend

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Be my Valentine!

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The first time I saw you Cupid must have fired an arrow....And he hasn't stopped yet.

The first time I saw you Cupid must have fired an arrow....And he hasn't stopped yet. mockup

The first time I saw you Cupid must have fired an arrow....And he hasn't stopped yet.

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"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?" mockup

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

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A couple holding hands

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Mum Hearts.

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'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.' mockup

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

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Love for the family

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'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

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