Feelings Enthusiast Gifts

I feel frightened

"Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Dialogue

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Love Birds love just being together

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

Valentines Balloons

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Waterfall of Disappointment

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Censorship.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Whale Romance

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'