Mood Analysts T-Shirts

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

Lover's leap and Infatuation leap.

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

'Stocks edged higher on the news Greenspan said investors are 'irrationally gloomy'.'

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"What's it all about?"

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'Manic depression research centre.'

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

'None for me, thanks. It might improve my mood.'

Empathy School for Trump

Bipolar bear.

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Mood Swingometer - Tetchy/Calm.

"O.K., you told me so. May I continue."

"Are we maximizing our time together or minimizing our efforts?"

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

Rainy Days

Marriage Guidance - "Do you find that hating each other puts a strain on your relationship?"

"Uh-oh!"

There are times when it feels like I wasn't even meant to party.

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

A man wearing a fragile, porcelain mask

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

"Something's wrong. I can tell by your look of utter disillusionment tinged with brooding animosity."