Market Mood Analyst T-Shirts

Desk trays for 'irrationally exuberant' and 'irrationally sluggish'.

'Stocks edged higher on the news Greenspan said investors are 'irrationally gloomy'.'

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Pulling The Economy Uphill

City Redundancies - In? Out?

Travel looks strong!

Out of control

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

The two faces of capitalism.

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

Chinese Stock Market Crash

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.