Market Mood Analyst Gifts

Desk trays for 'irrationally exuberant' and 'irrationally sluggish'.

'Stocks edged higher on the news Greenspan said investors are 'irrationally gloomy'.'

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

City Redundancies - In? Out?

Travel looks strong!

Out of control

"I tell you, I don't like the looks of it."

Pulling The Economy Uphill

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

The two faces of capitalism.

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

Chinese Stock Market Crash

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'