Market Analyst Enthusiast Gifts

Land Sale

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

Jumping Wall Street.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Travel looks strong!

Pulling The Economy Uphill

"I tell you, I don't like the looks of it."

"Your stork analyst is here, sir."

Portfolio, 2011