Economic Analyst Enthusiast Gifts

Still No Jobs

Financial Crises.

Alistair Darling- before and after Northern Rock.

I think I can...

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Annual profits,

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

G7 Summit Concern

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

In and Out Sourced.

The Greek Trampoline

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."