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Financial Crises.

Alistair Darling- before and after Northern Rock.

I think I can...

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

G7 Summit Concern

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'Cancel his redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance'

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

In and Out Sourced.