Economic Analyst At Heart Gifts

Watching the decline

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

The Shrinking Dollar.

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'Cancel his redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance'

In and Out Sourced.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Keep the econoimy moving

Out of control

Viva Belarus!

Alms Bank

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

Bribes.

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

White House Garage Sale.

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

To-Let Town Centre Map

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

The spend is high