Economic Analyst On Wheels Gifts

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

The Shrinking Dollar.

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

European currency on the edge.

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

'Cancel his redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

In and Out Sourced.

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Economy

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"Everything's gone up."

The burden of carrying the Euro.