Economic Analyst Extraordinaire Gifts

Stimulus bust

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'Cancel his redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance'

In and Out Sourced.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Keep the econoimy moving

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

Out of control

Viva Belarus!

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Alms Bank

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

Supermarket Merge

"He downgraded Apple."

The spend is high