Market Mood Reader Gifts

Profit Chart with Happy and Sad Faces.

The day the stock market went UP.

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'The recession is over, again.'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

Out of control

The Euro - R.I.P.

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

The Decline of the Euro.

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

'Sometimes I think the market is trying to tell us something, Ferguson...'

The Stock Market

'Stocks edged higher on the news Greenspan said investors are 'irrationally gloomy'.'

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

'They make you feel insignificant, don't they?'

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

"Watch it... the boss is in a crappy mood."

'Manic depression research centre.'

Acme Group shareholders meeting - As soon as he said 'money isn't everything' I knew we were in trouble.

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

'I'm going to refer to an economic theory, first postulated in July, which is still applicable today.'

Bipolar bear.

"Sounds like you're suffering from slow self-esteem."

"I don't have a set price. I charge what the market will bear."

Rest Rooms: Bulls and Bears

Bull and bear in boxing ring.