Mood Watcher Gifts

Are you sure you want to do this? I'm not afraid! Ok. But be careful! Come back safe!! What's Teddy doing? Checking on Twig's mood. Cloudy with a chance of random explosions.

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Hot Cross Bun

"What's it all about?"

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

'Manic depression research centre.'

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"Sounds like you're suffering from slow self-esteem."

Mood Swingometer - Tetchy/Calm.

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

Rainy Days

Bipolar Institute - grIN and pOUT.

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

Could you call back later? He doesn't even talk to me before 11am.

I know what you mean

There are times when it feels like I wasn't even meant to party.

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

"Everything's just fine. The garden is coming in beautifully, and Jeremy is in his usual rage."

"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."