Mood Tracker Gifts

'You'll have to excuse my wife...she's solar powered.'

Mood swing

"F**k off I'm filling out my 'happiness journal.'"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

Hot Cross Bun

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

'Manic depression research centre.'

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

"Sounds like you're suffering from slow self-esteem."

Mood Swingometer - Tetchy/Calm.

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

Could you call back later? He doesn't even talk to me before 11am.

Bipolar Institute - grIN and pOUT.

There are times when it feels like I wasn't even meant to party.

"Uh-oh!"

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

I know what you mean

"Everything's just fine. The garden is coming in beautifully, and Jeremy is in his usual rage."

"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."

"Thanks. I feel much better now."