Market Mood Lifter Gifts

The day the stock market went UP.

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

How Optimism Works

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Back to school.

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Profit Chart with Happy and Sad Faces.

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'Stocks edged higher on the news Greenspan said investors are 'irrationally gloomy'.'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

Alf and Misery Guts

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

Hot Cross Bun

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.