Market Mood Swinger Gifts

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

The day the stock market went UP.

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

Profit Chart with Happy and Sad Faces.

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

Bipolar bear.

Psychotic mood swing.

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

Bull and bear in boxing ring.

Bipolar Bear.

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

'What the hell is she so happy about?'

Pissed-off hour.

Mood Swings

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

Although just before her period, Pamela is not the one who is going to start bleeding...

'Patient wise, what I lose on the emotional rollercoasters I make up on the mood swings.'

"I can't explain it, Doc! One moment I'm up - the next moment I'm down! . . Up!. . . Down!. . . Up!. . . Down! . . ."

"Have you noticed a change in Sophie since she turned 14?"

'I take it Happy Hour is over?'

Angry Hour

"Goodness, is it that time of the month already, dear?"

Ok, who's AB positive and who's AB negative?

"You and your mood swings"

The Post-Menopause early warning system.

Stock brokers with two boxes on desk - 'panic' and 'don't panic'.

'Stocks dropped today, proving once again that 'life sucks'.'

'The S.E.C warns that irrational exuberance, if left untreated can lead to bi polar mood changes.'

'I think you should know that I have a dark side.'

'Bloody 4WDs!'

'Would you believe that? This idiot just called me furious and uncontrolled!'