Mood Musers Gifts

Just go ahead and draw - I can't hit the broad side of a barn lately. Naw, I ain't really in the mood today. Low Noon.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

The Evolution Of Man.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

Hot Cross Bun

Insomnia.

Alf and Misery Guts

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"What's it all about?"

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

'None for me, thanks. It might improve my mood.'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

Human mood

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"

Bipolar Institute - grIN and pOUT.

Don't walk while cross.

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"