Mood Musers Prints

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

The Evolution Of Man.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

Insomnia.

Hot Cross Bun

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

Alf and Misery Guts

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"What's it all about?"

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

'None for me, thanks. It might improve my mood.'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Human mood

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

Could you call back later? He doesn't even talk to me before 11am.

Brain cloud

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

"You're too happy. I'm prescribing a feel-bad movie."

"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"