Midnight Musers Gifts

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

Insomnia.

Things my cat says at 3 am

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Caught in the Music

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Pachyderm insomnia.

Pull and all nighter...

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

Jesus the comedian.

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

"How dare you!"

Just go ahead and draw - I can't hit the broad side of a barn lately. Naw, I ain't really in the mood today. Low Noon.

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Woman in bed unable to sleep.

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

Genius At Midnight

"Why does she wait until I'm sleeping to knock the pencil around the apartment?"

I can't sleep! 3:07. I can't get up. I feel so all alone.

Think / Don't think signs.

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."