Midnight Musers T-Shirts

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

Insomnia.

Things my cat says at 3 am

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Caught in the Music

Pachyderm insomnia.

Pull and all nighter...

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

Jesus the comedian.

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

"How dare you!"

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Woman in bed unable to sleep.

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

"Why does she wait until I'm sleeping to knock the pencil around the apartment?"

Genius At Midnight

Think / Don't think signs.

'Sure I'd like to have everything but where would I put it?'

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

"You could call it cilia. I prefer to think of it as designer stubble."