Midnight Muser T-Shirts

Think / Don't think signs.

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

Woman in bed unable to sleep.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"I couldn't sleep so consider your job offer withdrawn."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Changing Room Decisions

Shoot For The Moon

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

Insomnia.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

"But am I happy? Very."