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Shoot For The Moon

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Changing Room Decisions

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"But am I happy? Very."

"Can't you ever relax?"

society of cartoonists...

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

Covid 19 Variant

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

"There wearing masks during the COVID pandemic doesn't bother me really: I mostly recognise people by smell anyway..."

'What would Nostradamus do?'

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

Woman in bed unable to sleep.

'The lack of money is the root of all evil.'

'Whoa! -- She gave Adam a leaf-wedgie!'