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God's map of the universe

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Shoot For The Moon

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

"But am I happy? Very."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

society of cartoonists...

Covid 19 Variant

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

"I'm betting you don't buy that eye of a needle crap..."

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

'What would Nostradamus do?'

"Sometimes it's as if I didn't know the difference between what's real and what's trompe-l'oeil."

'Whoa! -- She gave Adam a leaf-wedgie!'

"I don't like to complain, but he should've created some jobs, too."

'What a beautiful landscape!'

'Did Snow White know about Prince Charming's previous marriage to Cinderella?'