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God's map of the universe

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Shoot For The Moon

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

"But am I happy? Very."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

society of cartoonists...

Covid 19 Variant

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

'What would Nostradamus do?'

'Whoa! -- She gave Adam a leaf-wedgie!'

'Did Snow White know about Prince Charming's previous marriage to Cinderella?'

'What a beautiful landscape!'

"I don't like to complain, but he should've created some jobs, too."

"Sometimes it's as if I didn't know the difference between what's real and what's trompe-l'oeil."

'Perhaps one of you gentlemen would mind telling me just what it is outside the window that you find so attractive?'