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'Perhaps one of you gentlemen would mind telling me just what it is outside the window that you find so attractive?'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Changing Room Decisions

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'When I asked how much memory you had left I was asking about your computer, not you.'

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"But am I happy? Very."

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

society of cartoonists...

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

Covid 19 Variant

'I see a change in matters of the heart, liver, kidneys. . .'

'They say medicine is a calling. . . but it's days like this I wish I'd had call waiting.'