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"Somehow I thought the whole thing would be a lot classier!"

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

God. . . rarely seen rear view.

"I don't like to complain, but he should've created some jobs, too."

Covid is Airborne!

'Did Snow White know about Prince Charming's previous marriage to Cinderella?'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

God's map of the universe

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

'I see a change in matters of the heart, liver, kidneys. . .'

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

"Big storm's a brewin'."

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

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