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'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"He really isn't bad, per se, but he is kind of a jerk."

God's map of the universe

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'When I asked how much memory you had left I was asking about your computer, not you.'

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

Devil worried because he feels good

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"Can't you ever relax?"

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

'I see a change in matters of the heart, liver, kidneys. . .'

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

society of cartoonists...

Optimistic Paranoia.

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

'They say medicine is a calling. . . but it's days like this I wish I'd had call waiting.'

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

I wonder if they can think...

Muses of the Couch

"I'm betting you don't buy that eye of a needle crap..."