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'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

God's map of the universe

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'When I asked how much memory you had left I was asking about your computer, not you.'

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

Devil worried because he feels good

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

"Can't you ever relax?"

society of cartoonists...

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

'I see a change in matters of the heart, liver, kidneys. . .'

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

Optimistic Paranoia.

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

'They say medicine is a calling. . . but it's days like this I wish I'd had call waiting.'

"I'm thinking of getting out of medicine completely… or volunteering in a third world country to do my liposuction."

Muses of the Couch