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Devil worried because he feels good

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"Lactose started it, but now it's mainly me she can't tolerate. . ."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

society of cartoonists...

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

Optimistic Paranoia.

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

Muses of the Couch