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"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'But what if I'm wrong...?'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

God's map of the universe

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

Devil worried because he feels good

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

society of cartoonists...

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

Muses of the Couch

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

I wonder if they can think...

'What would Nostradamus do?'

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

Woman in bed unable to sleep.