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"Can't you ever relax?"

Then on the Eighth Day

Grimm's Fairytales - The Goose-Girl

'Whoa! -- She gave Adam a leaf-wedgie!'

Tooth Fairy stealing dentures

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Shoot For The Moon

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

God's map of the universe

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'