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"Someone to collect your works, dear."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Changing Room Decisions

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"But am I happy? Very."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"Can't you ever relax?"

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Covid 19 Variant

"Cemetery Pie"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

Good golly! I'm some kind of bird!

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.