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"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

"But am I happy? Very."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

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"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

'He's going through a phase of wanting to be a grape again.'

"They're crowdsourcing your session."