Mid-life Muser Mugs

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"But am I happy? Very."

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

society of cartoonists...

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

"They're crowdsourcing your session."