Medieval Muser Mugs

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"But am I happy? Very."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"Can't you ever relax?"

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

society of cartoonists...

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

'Any side effects of these sleeping pills?'

"I'm betting you don't buy that eye of a needle crap..."

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'