Metaphysical Muser Mugs

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"Immortality"? Ah, unlimited minutes!

'But what if I'm wrong...?'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"He really isn't bad, per se, but he is kind of a jerk."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

God's map of the universe

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

Devil worried because he feels good

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

society of cartoonists...

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

I wonder if they can think...

"I'm betting you don't buy that eye of a needle crap..."

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

Muses of the Couch

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'