Existential Muser Mugs

The big question

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Dreams I have had...

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

God's map of the universe

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

Covid 19 Variant

society of cartoonists...

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

Muses of the Couch

I wonder if they can think...

"Here I am, Mother, gainfully and meaningfully employed, and all you can do is criticize."

'What would Nostradamus do?'

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

Woman in bed unable to sleep.

"Have you given any thought to what you want to think about when you grow up?"

The Art Critics