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Took It To The Next Level, Kicked It Up A Notch, Threw Off The Edge

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Shoot For The Moon

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"He really isn't bad, per se, but he is kind of a jerk."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'When I asked how much memory you had left I was asking about your computer, not you.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

"But am I happy? Very."

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

Dog Statue

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."