Mystery Muser Mugs

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Changing Room Decisions

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

"But am I happy? Very."

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"Can't you ever relax?"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

Covid 19 Variant

society of cartoonists...

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'