Mystery Muser Pillows

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Changing Room Decisions

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"But am I happy? Very."

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"Can't you ever relax?"

society of cartoonists...

Good golly! I'm some kind of bird!

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.