Miracle Muser Pillows

Racing Jesus

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Shoot For The Moon

Changing Room Decisions

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

Delta and Omicron Race

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

"But am I happy? Very."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"Can't you ever relax?"

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

society of cartoonists...

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

Covid 19 Variant

Jesus the comedian.

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

'What would Nostradamus do?'

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."