Mirror Muser Pillows

"And then you threw me under the bus."

Changing Room Decisions

Good golly! I'm some kind of bird!

Raymond froze. As he stared into the mirror, he bean to realize the truth about himself. The truth he had been denying for far too long... It had finally happened. He was completely washed up.

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Of course, that's just one mirror's opinion.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Shoot For The Moon

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'When I asked how much memory you had left I was asking about your computer, not you.'

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

Modern day mirror.

"Buy them - and never look back."

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

"A minute on the lips"

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

'Happy birthday,gorgeous!'

AS Joe saw his reflection in the mirror - he realized that maybe the zookeeper hadn't called him a buffoon after all.

"He was a prolific writer who made a lot of mistakes and eventually lost his mind. It all sounds so pointless."

This apartment is bigger than mine!

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'