Mystic Muser Pillows

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

Clairvoyant doesn't know who's knocking.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Shoot For The Moon

Changing Room Decisions

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

society of cartoonists...