Mystic Musers Pillows

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

"How dare you!"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

'Your future looks charming.'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

Insomnia.

Wiccapedia.

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

Orpheus and his violin

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

I just knew this would be dull.

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"Hmmm. I'm gonna have to Google this."

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

Jesus the comedian.

'I see lot's of water...'

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

'Is it going to be good for you?'

The indigo children.

'Hey! The audience wants you to stop sending spam thoughts!'

"You will be going on a long walk."

'What would Nostradamus do?'

'Did he leave an actual horoscope that I could read?'

"I always chuckle over how truthful a witness becomes when I drag out my ol' crystal ball."