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Took It To The Next Level, Kicked It Up A Notch, Threw Off The Edge

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Shoot For The Moon

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'When I asked how much memory you had left I was asking about your computer, not you.'

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"But am I happy? Very."

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

Dog Statue

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'