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"I love it....but lose the bodies"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Shoot For The Moon

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

God's map of the universe

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

A monument gets down from his plinth.

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

"But am I happy? Very."

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"Can't you ever relax?"

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

society of cartoonists...

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

Covid 19 Variant

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'