Monument Muser Pillows

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Shoot For The Moon

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Redecorating Easter Island.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

A monument gets down from his plinth.

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

"But am I happy? Very."

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"Can't you ever relax?"

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

Covid 19 Variant

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

society of cartoonists...

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'